Total Medals Earned: 3,722 (From 600 different games.) Total Medal Score: 69,220 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (215/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Make five "friends" at once.
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (100/355 points)
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Win the race on Normal
Win the race on Abnormal
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 4/16 (70/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/270 points)
HoBoZ
Kick his Ass!
Fix Pickilow's Nissan
Church is Closed on Sundays?
Furgetta bout it!
Just like the other Priests
4th REICH IS OVER
Prolly cos he ain't Black!
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (160/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/140 points)
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (205/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank PD
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)
Hoard at least 100 gold in a single run.
Travel at least 1 kilometer in a single run.
Level up at least once.
Travel at least 2 kilometers in a single run.
Hoard at least 200 gold in a single run.
Travel at least 3 kilometers in a single run. You are officially good at the game.
Hoard at least 300 gold in a single run. You're either too good, or too frugal.
Level up to level 3.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/355 points)
view the walkthrough
get the first star
Im not single anymore, hoooraaaayyyy!!!!!!
get the second star
defeat don the dragon
defeat arnold the terminator
defeat rocky the italian seahorse
reached maxed level!!!
defeat big gomphus!!!